Well. I hope it's not damaging to your waffle box. Oh. We're in class now.

So I legitimately had a conversation with one of my friends for about fifteen minutes today during class. We were just talking, and were both really tired. After a while our words weren't making sense.

What we thought we said was this:

Me: I stayed up a little late.

Her: Me too.

Me: I ate a whole jar of jelly.

Her: The mint kind?

Me: No, strawberry.

Her: I want some soda!

Me: I thought your dad stole them.

Her: He only like the zero calorie kind.

Me: Really?

Her: He really likes it.

Me: I hope its not damaging him too much. (I was about to launch into how crappy zero calorie soda is when we discovered-)

Oh. We're in class now huh?

To other people, it sounded a bit like this.

Me: I stayed up a little late.

Her: Me too.

Me: I ate a whole jar of legs.

Her: The mint kind?

Me: No, purple.

Her: I really wanted the worms.

Me: I thought your dog stole them.

Her: He only likes the zero calorie kind.

Me: Really?

Her: He really likes it.

Me: I hope it's not damaging to your waffle box.

Oh. We're in class, huh?

The kid behind me's face: